A group of American tourists was exploring Holland by bus when they stopped at a cheese farm. Their young guide proudly explained how goat’s milk was used to make their famous cheeses. Pointing to a hillside dotted with grazing goats, she said, “These are our older goats—they’ve retired from milk production.”
Curious, she turned to the group and asked, “What do you do with your old goats in America?”
Without missing a beat, a sharp-witted senior in the group replied, “They put us on bus tours!”
