A husband, feeling a little too proud of himself, decided to poke fun at his wife one evening. “You know,” he said with a grin, “if we washed your jeans in Slim Fast, you might finally drop a few pounds.”
His wife stayed quiet, but the look in her eyes said everything.
The next day, as the husband grabbed a pair of boxers from his drawer, a mysterious white dust exploded into the air. He sputtered, shaking the underwear in disbelief.
“APRIL! What is this?!”
Her reply was pure perfection: “Oh, honey, that’s just Miracle-Gro. Thought you could use a little… growth.”
Moral of the story? Never underestimate a wife’s wit.
