After 70 years of bachelorhood, a man finally met the woman of his dreams—a beautiful 17-year-old girl. They married in a whirlwind romance and escaped to Florida for their honeymoon.
When they returned, his friend eagerly asked, “So, how was married life on the trip?” The man sighed happily. “Oh, it was perfect! The sand, the waves—and we nearly made love every single night!”
His friend was stunned. “How is that possible at your age?” The man grinned. “Simple—on Monday, we almost did… and on Tuesday, we almost did again!”
