Need a quick mood boost? These 11 jokes—ranging from workplace blunders to clever animals—will have you laughing in no time.
A regular at a bar always orders two shots—one for himself and one for his distant brother. One day, he orders just one. The bartender asks, “Is your brother okay?” The man replies, “Yep. I just stopped drinking.”
A truck driver gets pulled over for carrying 50 penguins. The officer orders him to take them to the zoo. The next day, the same truck rolls by. “I told you to take them to the zoo!” the officer yells. The driver says, “I did! Today’s their beach day.”
A duck orders a beer and sandwich at a bar. The stunned bartender says, “You can talk?!” The duck shrugs. “And work construction. Now, about that ham sandwich?” Later, the bartender suggests the duck join the circus. The duck asks, “What would they need a plasterer for?”
A man buys a “talking” centipede but gets no response when he invites it for a beer. After yelling, the centipede snaps, “I’m putting on 100 shoes—give me a minute!”
An engineer fixes Hell’s broken infrastructure, making it surprisingly pleasant. God demands he be sent to Heaven, but the Devil refuses. “Then I’ll sue!” God says. The Devil laughs. “Good luck finding a lawyer here.”
A struggling lawyer fakes a high-stakes phone call to impress his first client—who turns out to be the phone installer.
A clueless farmer keeps buying more chicks, convinced he’s “planting them wrong” when they don’t grow.
A single man can’t use his cookbook because every recipe begins, “Take a clean dish…”
A new employee watches his report get shredded, then asks, “But where do the copies come out?”
A man borrows a magic horse that obeys voice commands. After yelling “Amen!” to avoid a cliff, he accidentally says, “Thank God…” and the horse bolts again.
A man thinks the bar’s peanuts are complimenting him. The bartender explains, “They’re complimentary.”
From witty animals to workplace fails, humor is all around us. Share these jokes and spread the laughter!
