Every married couple knows that playful jabs can sometimes backfire spectacularly. One husband learned this lesson the hard way when he decided to comment on his wife’s figure. “Maybe we should wash your jeans in Slim Fast,” he joked, “Could help shrink that backside of yours!” The temperature in the room seemed to drop several degrees.
His wife said nothing at the time, but she had plans. The following morning, as the husband grabbed his underwear, a mysterious white powder poofed into the air. “April!” he yelled, shaking the offending garment, “What’s with the powder in my shorts?”
Her voice floated innocently from the other room: “Oh sweetheart, that’s not talcum powder – it’s Miracle-Gro!” The ultimate revenge – quick, clever, and leaving him coughing in surprise. Moral of the story? Think twice before teasing your spouse – they might just grow something unexpected in your underwear!
