A husband was feeling particularly clever one evening. With a smirk, he turned to his wife and said, “You know what your laundry needs? A little Slim Fast in the wash. Might do wonders for your figure!”
His wife stayed quiet—but revenge was already brewing.
The next morning, as the husband pulled out a pair of boxers, a mysterious white powder exploded into the air. He sputtered, holding them at arm’s length. “What is this?!”
His wife’s voice floated in from the other room, dripping with innocence: “Oh, that? Just a little Miracle-Gro. Thought you could use some… growth.”
Game, set, match.
Here’s hoping this joke gives you a good laugh—and maybe teaches a lesson about poking fun at the wrong person!
