Life on Farmer John’s quiet country road was peaceful—until traffic got out of control. Cars raced by so fast that his chickens didn’t stand a chance. Three to six were getting flattened daily!
Desperate, he called the sheriff. “Do something about these maniacs!”
The sheriff tried. First came a “SCHOOL CROSSING” sign. Drivers ignored it. Next, a “CHILDREN AT PLAY” sign. They went even faster.
After weeks of complaints, the sheriff sighed. “Just put up your own sign.”
Farmer John did. And suddenly, the chickens were safe.
When the sheriff finally checked, he couldn’t believe his eyes. A handmade sign read:
“NU.DIST COLONY.”
No wonder everyone slowed down!
