A tired blonde woman dragged herself into the clinic, dark circles under her eyes. “Doctor,” she yawned, “I can’t sleep because of all the barking dogs in my area.”
The doctor rummaged through his samples. “I’ve got just the thing – revolutionary sleeping pills that work wonders.”
Excited, the blonde took them home.
At her follow-up visit, she looked worse than ever. “I’m more exhausted now than before!”
The confused doctor insisted, “But those are our strongest pills!”
The blonde rubbed her tired eyes. “Yes, but have you ever tried getting a hyperactive dog to swallow a pill at 3 AM?”
