At a long-awaited reunion, four fathers reminisced about their lives—until the topic shifted to their children.
The first boasted about his son, a corporate president who gifted a Mercedes to his best friend. The second shared how his pilot son now owned an airline and gave away a private jet. The third proudly described his engineer son’s construction empire and the mansion he gifted.
When the fourth dad returned, they asked about his son.
“He’s a lap danc*r at a club,” he said casually.
The others frowned. “That’s… unfortunate.”
The man chuckled. “Why? He’s happy, and I love him. Plus, his boyfriends gave him a mansion, a jet, and a Mercedes!”
The bragging stopped right there.
In another tale, a salesman knocked on a door, greeted by a mischievous boy.
“Can I speak to your dad?”
“He’s busy showering,” Johnny said.
“Your mom?”
“Same.”
The salesman sighed. “When will they be free?”
Johnny grinned. “Not anytime soon. Dad asked for Vase.l!ne, but I handed him sup.er/gl.ue instead.”
