During a quiet night at home, a husband reached out to cuddle with his wife. She gently pushed him away, explaining, “Not now, I have a gynecologist appointment first thing tomorrow.” The husband reluctantly turned over. After lying silently for several minutes, he suddenly turned back, threw off the covers, and asked pointedly, “Does tomorrow’s schedule also include a trip to the dentist?”
Another humorous story involves an elderly patient at the dental office. When called for her appointment, she immediately pulled down her undergarments and lifted her legs. The flustered dentist said, “You’re confusing me with another kind of specialist!” The woman chuckled and replied, “No confusion at all, doctor. I just need you to remove my husband’s teeth – and I’m showing you exactly where he keeps them at night!”
