At 2 in the morning, a married couple’s peaceful sleep was broken by a phone call. The blonde wife answered the phone, listened for a moment, and then asked, “How should I know?” with a hint of irritation. “That’s 200 miles away!” and then hung up.
The husband was interested, so he asked his wife, “Who was that?” “Someone who wanted to know if the party was here,” the wife said in a simple but funny way.